If you are not happy with yourself,

if you are not happy with the world,

who is going to fix it for you?

God?

Anybody seeing him lately?

I think he is too busy.

Churches?

Keep praying and giving your money.

Gurus?

Keep meditating and giving your money.

The government?

Keep paying your taxes.

Are you waiting for the Rapture?

Keep on waiting...

Are flying saucers going to rescue you and beam you up?

Keep on waiting...

or, a shamanic retreat in the Brazilian jungle?

keep on tripping.

Well,

there is only one person left

that can help you:

YOU!